McCain! (?)

Posted 30 January 2008 at 9:41 am

Homis posted an entry today talking about McCain and the presidency. (For those who haven’t heard, McCain beat Romney in the Florida GOP primary by five percentage points.) I was thinking about just posting a response there, but I figure I might as well make an entry here about it instead.

I’ve generally been a fan of McCain, at least to some degree, primarily because of his somewhat moderate stance and his willingness to work with people across the political spectrum. I know a lot of people in the Republican Party don’t like that sort of stance (especially Rush Limbaugh, who is apparently a staunch Romney supporter who feels it’s his daily duty to trash McCain regardless of the impact on the general election), especially because of his work on campaign finance and immigration. I actually liked those measures for the most part, at least in their intent, though it’s pretty clear that McCain-Feingold didn’t really have the impact I was hoping for (politics are as dirty and money-driven as ever).

I’m enough of a fan of his willingness to work across the aisle that I’ve advocated for several years a McCain-Lieberman ticket, perhaps in conjunction with Unity08. Sadly, Lieberman has already indicated that he’s not interested in running for VP again, despite that he and McCain are best pals.

However, I do have to say that I’m not inspired by McCain, nor am I inspired by anybody else running for President. I like several of them for various reasons - McCain for his semi-moderate stance, Huckabee for his support of replacing federal taxes with a national consumption tax, and even Obama just for his tremendous presence and oratory style.

But each of them carries problems as well.

McCain’s economic policies are difficult to divine. Yes, he’s for reduced taxes and reduced government spending, and that’s a good thing, but that’s also a fairly wide brush with which to paint a picture of his economic policies. I don’t think he’s going to be as much of a foreign policy axe as some have worried about. Had he been elected in 2000, I don’t think he would have invaded Iraq, for example. But it does bother me that nearly his entire campaign has been based on his Iraq policy (much as Giuliani’s campaign is more or less a Lois Griffin-esque recitation of “9/11″ over and over again).

Huckabee’s foreign policy shows inexperience and a question of whether he takes a keen enough interest in foreign policy matters. I also suspect that he’ll be more traditionally pro-Israel than I feel is necessary or healthy for that region, in part due to his religious convictions. Speaking of his religious convictions, I do also have concerns about the undue influence that he might have on education, in particular evolution versus creation/intelligent design/whatever they’re calling it these days. Even though he’s easily the most likeable guy on the campaign trail right now, that honestly won’t cut it (the same could be said of Bush in 2000, after all).

And Obama, well, I just disagree with the vast majority of his policies. I think he’s profoundly naive on Iraq, and I firmly believe that he will pull troops out of there faster than the commanders would advise, just because it would be a popular move for his base. (In contrast, I think Clinton has the good sense not to push things too fast, to the point where I think she’ll renege on her promises to pull out troops because she understands that the reality of the situation doesn’t match the Democratic party ideal.) I also have problems with any health care plan that taxes the healthy to pay for the unhealthy (I refer to the hidden tax of forcing everyone to buy health insurance whether they want to or not). As I said somewhere else, if I were a casting director, I’d cast Barack Obama as the President in every movie I made, because he just looks that presidential. But I wouldn’t vote for him.

I’m not going to vote a partisan ballot in March for two reasons: one, I want to maintain my political independence; and two, both major party nominations are probably going to be decided by then anyway. (I’ll be voting because of the Cleveland Heights income tax increase ballot issue, but that’s a topic for another post.) I’m also still holding out hope that Unity08 will come up with a better moderate choice.

No matter how you slice it, though, our choices this year really suck. People are talking about Michael Bloomberg swooping in and fixing all that by running as an independent, but I’m not holding my breath.

We’re gonna be crawling with feds!

Posted 24 January 2008 at 12:36 pm

Case School of Law to host Iraqi High Tribunal judges January 29.

This is, in my humble opinion, huge news. Huge news! Even bigger than if the US Supreme Court were to stop by for a visit.

On top of that, you know the State Department is going to be all over campus because of this. If you see anybody talking into their lapels, that’s why.

On a side note, Iraqis (well, any Middle Easterners… or any place it’s typically hot, really) visiting Cleveland in January carries some minor humor value. Fortunately, the forecast for that day is rainy and mid-40s. Probably a good thing they didn’t visit this past week :)

Here I sit to take a dump

Posted 21 January 2008 at 9:15 pm

Perhaps apropos for this weblog, I give you a poem by John Updike:

The Beautiful Bowel Movement

Though most of them aren’t much to write about—
mere squibs and nubs, like half-smoked pale cigars,
the tint and stink recalling Tuesday’s meal,
the texture loose and soon dissolved—this one,
struck off in solitude one afternoon
(that prairie stretch before the late light fails)
with no distinct sensation, sweet or pained,
of special inspiration or release,
was yet a masterpiece: a flawless coil,
unbroken, in the bowl, as if a potter
who worked in this most frail, least grateful clay
had set himself to shape a topaz vase.
O spiral perfection, not seashell nor
stardust, how can I keep you? With this poem.

Seen on the Rifftrax Blog, posted by Bill Corbett, aka Crow/Brain Guy.

Who, when he seemed about to recover…

Posted 19 January 2008 at 2:10 pm

To all my loyal reader,

Unfortunately, I’ve been having technical difficulties with the machine (sokar) hosting this website, hence the recent ample downtime. Since I have yet to fix the actual cause of the downtime, you can expect more of the same in the future.

Enjoy it while it lasts :)

Why make quintillions…

Posted 10 January 2008 at 5:32 am

…when we could make… quadrillions?

Grandma’s cookies

Posted 3 January 2008 at 6:37 pm

When I was a kid, Grandma would always have a batch of cookies ready for when we would visit. She always insisted that Mom would let us have a few, and the “couple of cookies” Mom permitted us weren’t enough to make Grandma happy. They were always the same recipe of chocolate chip cookies every time (she also made fudge, but I liked the cookies best), and at least while she was able to get around the house well enough to bake them, it was almost a tradition to go have some cookies while we were there (and maybe take a tin of them home with us).

Grandma always loved seeing her kids and grandkids, and above all, she always wanted us to be happy, no matter what. She was very generous, routinely giving us money out of her limited income for our birthdays, while at the same time refusing others’ help unless we insisted. “Oh, nothing, really,” was what she always wanted for Christmas, and giving gifts to her (especially moderate-cost ones like a small TV) practically required leaving them there and refusing to take them back.

She never wanted to be a bother, and she never was - we were always happy to see her as well, because we all knew she loved us.

She passed away peacefully yesterday at age 86. I’ll miss you, Grandma.